Hi, I'm the ringleader of this circus! I bring the wonders of my mind! The Spectacles I deliver, I have obtained on my journey of life. I bring you a Bounty of booties, a parade of puppies, a never ending amount of nerd, a Spectacle of sexuality. This is everything that embodies me. This is all about being happy, there will be no pain here. This is a show for the true of heart an soul. If you're a pirate you'll get in for free. I already have my own pirate wench don't need another. But all peoples are welcome to the show. I hope you all enjoy it, once you've joined the show you are family and you'll have a spot in the show.